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Queen Elsa Update ~ A trip to see a King
Greetings, all beloved adorers of ..me…Queen Elsa. I simply must tell you of the trip I made to
see the King of Highlander Haven. He is known along the cat vine as the King
with the big paws and big..well (ahem) you get the idea.
Being the lady cat
that I am I was at first very coy and reticent when I arrived. However, he proved to be quite charming and
kind, and before you knew it I was behaving as all the women do around men of
such power….like a fool! I rolled all
over the ground and I purred and simpered and meowed and had quite a lovely
time. OH! And the food in this Kingdom
was scrumptious, oh for joy. I gained
at least 3 pounds while I was there. I
came home, fat and sleek and shiny eyed.
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| Forever Kittens Cattery Elsa |
Humom was sure I was pregnant, she felt my tummy and swore
that I she felt kittens. She even made
the announcement. What humom didn’t
know is that though I did enjoy my stay in the Kingdom of Highlander Heaven
with King Yoshi, I had
other plans of birthing kittens. My
greatest desire was to wait for my mail order Husband, King Impulse, he has the
most stunning yellow eyes, and the deepest black fur all thick and soft and
shiny. After speaking at length with
Yoshi, I found that he too, had desires beyond an arranged meeting. He was in love with another as well. Though Kings especially are known for having
more than one wife, Yoshi was special, for he only wanted the wives that he
chose himself, not those imposed upon him with such a visit. So a plan was hatched. We would enjoy each other’s company and play
the great lovers in front of his humans and his slaves. But secretly, I was passing endearing love
notes to his true love’s there in the castle.
He signed them each lovingly with his giant poly-toed paw.
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| Obviously, I can not put the Kings real signature here ~ that would be forgery! |
Naturally, the object(s) of his affections were quite
impressed with his loyalty and his way with words. The cat vine has it that they are now living quite happily ever
after.
Meanwhile at home, humom fussed over me, fed me extra and
went on and on about big pawed kittens.
I would beam up at her innocently and purr for her (she seems to like
that)
As my impending due date grew closer, humom began to suspect
something was wrong. Writing letters to
others stating “Elsa should be bigger this far along in her pregnancy, and I
don’t think I feel any kittens..but I would have sworn I did before.”
Well, I couldn't hold my great love for Impulse in any
longer, he had arrived 3 weeks earlier and sung his praises everywhere through
out the house…loudly so that he would know of my great love for him.
At first, being a man of mystery he was silent and only
stole quick glances in my direction whilst I serenaded him. I hit all the high notes as I had practiced
and I would throw myself at his feet and roll around on the floor to show him
how athletic I am and what a good mother to his children I would be. I will admit, Impulse the dark was a
challenge for me, being only my second husband after all. However, he did come around (I was never
worried) Soon enough he was singing back to me, and following me around the
house. He became protective of me and
possessive, yelling at poor tomato loving Mooshi should he come to close to our
activities.
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| Shaved Mooshi being Mellow Dramatic ~ don't know where he gets that from:) |
Needless to say, I gave birth to 5 amazing Highlander babies
on July 17th 2013. As per
the norm they will be available when they are old enough and they have found
approved homes. Two of them are already
reserved. Miss Chipmunk has a home
already (when she is old enough) and so does Impela…(who will be re-named as
soon as humom comes up with something better ~ sheesh)
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| Highlander Kittens born to Elsa July 17, 2013 |
I am now happily raising my gorgeous children and looking
forward to a long life with Impulse the dark.
Yours as ever,
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